from Steve BennRedneck Baby ........
A North Carolina couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They
went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what
finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they
choose to do this now.
The husband replied that they had heard recently on Fox that one out of
every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they
didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of
them could speak Spanish.