Have you ever ?

Gone to the grocery store to get one item, came home with ten items but not the one you went to get ?

Mailed your check for phone service to the electric company and mailed your check for electricity to the phone company ?

Forgotten your spouse's name ?

Forgotten your phone number ?

Called your spouse by another name ?

Made coffee in the drip coffee maker but forgot to put water in the pot ?

Made coffee in the drip coffee maker but forgot to put coffee in it ?

Forgot to put soap in the washing machine ?

Brushed your teeth with something else that resembled toothpaste but wasn't ?

Forgot to take the clothes out of the drier and by the time you remembered they were all wrinkled ?

Forgot again to take the clothes out of the drier and again they were all wrinkled (Tell us how many times !) ?

Forgot that you threw leftover fish in the garbage can and your whole house smelled like fish the next day ?

Sat on the remote control and changed the channel just as the ball was in the air with one second remaining on the clock ?

Laid your glasses down and then couldn't find them because you couldn't see them ?

Tried to put the little screw back that fell out of your glasses when you had to take your glasses off to put the screw back ?

Wrote a check for the house payment but forgot to mail it ?

Couldn't remember if you had stuffed the check in the envelope with the bill and had to rip open the envelope to see ?

Went to pay for something and discovered that you did not have your wallet with you ?

Went to write a check in the checkout line and discovered that you did not have a check left in the checkbook ?

In case you are wondering, I scored 16 of 19 on this one.